JMac96's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zebra's Favorite Movie]

its nice

ZebraHumor responds:

Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for watching. Keep an eye out for Red Zebra Vol. 4, coming this October!

[suicide friends ep 1]

wow. so random. if this is your first animation then that's epic for your first. most people would make shitty stuff for their first flashes and by far is better than my first animation

jaykaylives responds:

Thank You!!!!! Really appreciated :D

[SME: Wishbone.]

oh fuck. not another sme on newgrounds. if you cant see why this is terrible then im here to tell you, you need to make your first flash videos much more original. if you wanna make parodies of videos, you can do that after you can show your own style and story instead of the same boring robotic vioce and a single frame repeating the same crap from another user making more sme's. they are not funny and chances are these are gonna get blammed. im telling you this now before some twat spams in comments to go die in a fire because you may attract twats like that. please take this message into consideration before posting up another sme thanks.

BrotherBear responds:

This isn't one of my first Flash videos, I made this recently and my first Flash animations are from 2005. The "boring" robotic voice you speak of, is actually hilarious to me and many other people, especially on YouTube, where there is a cult following for videos like these. There isn't a single frame because there are hundreds of frames using different images. This isn't me repeating "another user's SMES" because SMEs have been around since 2005. Look up the Secret Missing Episode Collection series uploaded by Raving-Homosexual, which was submitted in 2006. They are collaborations of work made by several individuals, which all use the same style with the Speakonia voice and hot gay sex theme. All hilarious, and those collections received decent scores.

Also, BEFORE I REITERATE, you CANNOT blam these after they have passed judgement. I have been here on Newgrounds since 2005, and it seems that you signed up in 2013, and I am assuming that you are not too familiar with this site. After a movie has 200 votes and an accumulated score of over 1.60, it has "passed judgement" and therefore cannot be solely removed by votes from the users of Newgrounds. The only way it can be removed is if I remove it on my behalf, or have it deleted by an admin if I was breaking the rules. In this case, I have not broken any rules and I have abided by the rules and regulations of NG.

No, I will continue to post SMEs if I desire to. I have each and every right to, and if they get blammed, which is likely, then it will not thwart me from wanting to come on here to upload them. I also do make Flash movies with original art and animation created by myself, but there's nothing wrong with uploading a hilarious Flash movie with photos, Speakonia voices, using the gay sex theme. In my opinion, that theme never gets old.

You are entitled to our own opinion, but if you don't like the SMEs or any of these type of videos, then just simply do not click on them and watch them, if you're anticipating a poorly made movie with the "boring robotic voice," still photos from TV shows, and a theme of gay sex jokes. You know what you're getting yourself into, so it's not my fault, but it's really yours. Nobody is pointing a loaded handgun to your head holding you captive in a corner, and forcing you to watch these. These videos actually hardly receive any attention on Newgrounds, and most people probably forget that these videos exist.

SMEs are apart of a long-running subculture that a lot of people seem to appreciate, but also seem to disapprove of because they just don't see the true meaning behind these. These are not works of art, but they're something special, fresh, and new. In my opinion, they're more original than your typical stick figure "animation," or the typical Sonic vs. Mario sprite shit which usually is completed with little to no talent. Even if you truly hate these videos, at least acknowledge the fact that there are a lot of people on Newgrounds that love these videos. I can list a good number of people on the top of my head who love SMEs and Barney Bunch Flash movies or videos. I can list a good number of people on the top of my head who are truly amused by listening to the Speakonia voices and hearing them talk about having anal sex and pooping everywhere. Is it immature? Probably. Is it hilarious? To many, yes.

That is my input there, and I know it's long, but I want to get this message across to any people who hate these movies. Many of those people are simple-minded idiots, and some have understandable reasons for hating these. They really don't understand our reason for submitting these, and they forget that some people love these movies, many of whom are on YouTube and create these videos influenced by this style. It's good for a cheap laugh, and Drew Pickles speaking with a text-to-speech Microsoft Sam voice just cracks me up sometimes. Stop taking shit so seriously, and maybe you can be apart of the group of people that appreciates these types of videos, that we make for no money.

No, me, nor anyone else, makes any profit from these. So stop giving a damn of what we do.

[SME: Zoey 101!]

upload something worthwhile onto newgrounds or dont bother coming back. you do realise that none of your cartoons (using that term very loosely) havent even reached past the 2 stars mark? thats because they are all repetitious. they all have shitty voices obviously from microsoft sam and cant be fucked to make your own sound recordings and even if you do make your own sounds and voice acting, your videos are just about other peoples shows and cartoons from the telly. so PLEASE if you are thinking about making another SME, please dont or else. BLAM THIS PIECE OF CRAP! be original for fucks sake

HardHart responds:

You had some decent points until your second to last sentence.

After that, you just sounded like a faggot.

[Normal Mart]

da hell?! is normal mart where you get your drugs?

DoopSwindler responds:

...maybe.

[BrainSnail Does Stand Up]

is this supposed to have poor animation? 3 stars for story

CuppyClock responds:

no it's supposed to have good animation

[Science Fare]

thats hilarious! you should make a sequel with timmy's return

Mikecarloooyeah responds:

There is a sequel, I finished it this year here's a link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEUgMZemw4k&sns=em

[I Hate Cake]

did that really take you 2 weeks to do? more like 2 days but that was pretty funny

ImFlow responds:

Challenge you to do it than ;)