JMac96's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Animal alphabet]

i dont see how people hate this video. where does it say that koit likes dead animals? no where he just showed a few dead animals as a pointless joke. i mean jeezus. 5 stars coz of the randomness and because its koit. why wouldnt you give him 5 stars?

[Ratticus]

a pet mouse getting high? never thought they could do that. get it? because they are so short. ... never mind. i give you 5 stars

[Nursery Rhymes of Death]

thats pretty fucked. but its supposed to be fucked so ill give ya 5 stars

[Wrong Number]

thats so hilarious! what a twist at the end. you can never expect that. terrific job!! 6 stars out of 5 if i can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[THE ORIGIN OF DUBSTEP]

lets that be a message to all. dont eat the wizards magic jam or you will shit out rainbow in a dubstep trance

[SME: Zoey 101!]

upload something worthwhile onto newgrounds or dont bother coming back. you do realise that none of your cartoons (using that term very loosely) havent even reached past the 2 stars mark? thats because they are all repetitious. they all have shitty voices obviously from microsoft sam and cant be fucked to make your own sound recordings and even if you do make your own sounds and voice acting, your videos are just about other peoples shows and cartoons from the telly. so PLEASE if you are thinking about making another SME, please dont or else. BLAM THIS PIECE OF CRAP! be original for fucks sake

HardHart responds:

You had some decent points until your second to last sentence.

After that, you just sounded like a faggot.

[untitled_fight.swf]

the hell? that was it? make probably a longer flash movie that lasts about even 20 seconds and maybe you will get 4 stars from me. i do like the art though so ill be fair

[Shity Flash Animation]

its probably not AS best to upload this onto the flash portal than to show a few people on the newgrounds forums to show others for constructive opinions. the animation is cool but you can improve by adding colour and more fluid movements instead of random movements. so i would give this a 3 but considering its pewds in your video, ill give you a 4. hope this helps and great luck with your next flash movie because you have potential!

[Normal Mart]

da hell?! is normal mart where you get your drugs?

DoopSwindler responds:

...maybe.

[BrainSnail Does Stand Up]

is this supposed to have poor animation? 3 stars for story

CuppyClock responds:

no it's supposed to have good animation